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Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Birthday Alarm, Birthday Cards and Reminders
If you are missing somebody's birthday, then here it is for u:Birthday Alarm, Birthday Cards and Reminders it will remind you well in advance!
System utilities : Passward recovery and others
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Saturday, September 25, 2004
Microsoft's Protect Your PC site
Hello,
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if you are windows XP user, here is something must for you, click
Welcome to Microsoft's Protect Your PC site and get your machine protected now!
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Thursday, September 02, 2004
hello,
Among the runners finishing last was an older man wearing a T-shirt that proclaimed 'Abominably Slow Man.'
An adult is one who has ceased to grow vertically but not horizontally.
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his doctor does.
An election year is the time politicians want to help us out of all the trouble they got us into in the first place.
An elephant is only a mouse built to council specifications.
An Englishman is a man who lives on an island in the North Sea governed by Scotsmen.
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a very narrow field.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
An oak tree is just a nut that held its ground.An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.
Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
Analyzing humour is like analyzing a frog : you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
Anarchy, no rules, OK?And in the end the love you take Is equal to the love you make.
Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one.Any fool can criticize, and many of them do.
Any given program will expand to fit all available memory.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
An adult is one who has ceased to grow vertically but not horizontally.
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his doctor does.
An election year is the time politicians want to help us out of all the trouble they got us into in the first place.
An elephant is only a mouse built to council specifications.
An Englishman is a man who lives on an island in the North Sea governed by Scotsmen.
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a very narrow field.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
An oak tree is just a nut that held its ground.An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.
Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
Analyzing humour is like analyzing a frog : you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
Anarchy, no rules, OK?And in the end the love you take Is equal to the love you make.
Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one.Any fool can criticize, and many of them do.
Any given program will expand to fit all available memory.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Monday, August 30, 2004
Truisms
A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.
A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee: when all is said and done, 90% is said, and 10% is done.
A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee: when all is said and done, 90% is said, and 10% is done.
A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Monday, August 23, 2004
joke
Quick Joke:
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!"
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!"
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